I really like the variety of subject matter and tone I get on my Twitter feed.

I really like the variety of subject matter and tone I get on my Twitter feed.

I’m too drunk. We need to go back to my house and get some Viagra.
suicideblonde:

Jodie Foster in 1978

I had this really awkward moment watching Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore where I was like, “Who is that actor playing the son’s friend? I should look him up, because I bet he grew up to be really attractive.” And it was totally Jodie Foster.

suicideblonde:

Jodie Foster in 1978

I had this really awkward moment watching Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore where I was like, “Who is that actor playing the son’s friend? I should look him up, because I bet he grew up to be really attractive.” And it was totally Jodie Foster.

amalianicholson:

Oh, OK Minneapolis.
stolen from Sam.

amalianicholson:

Oh, OK Minneapolis.

stolen from Sam.

That awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment:

When you aren’t sure if the song playing is “Ice Ice Baby” or “Under Pressure”

You know how the song “Bootylicious” opens with that sample of Stevie Nicks’ “Edge of Seventeen”? I’ve had it happen more than once that this song will come on, I will loudly announce to all present how much I love “Bootylicious,” and then it turns out to be Stevie Nicks and I feel like a huge douchebag. I expect it to happen several more times during my life.

The World's Craziest Dating Expert Tells You How to Meet European Men (Gawker)

Meet Katherine Chloé Cahoon, a young(ish?) Vanderbilt grad who has written a book called The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men. The book has turned into videos. Truly incredible videos.

Putting on makeup in break room at work.

Coworker sees me doing this; says, “I didn’t even know you wore makeup.”

Cannot figure out what this means; say nothing.

OH MY LORD.