When you aren’t sure if the song playing is “Ice Ice Baby” or “Under Pressure”
You know how the song “Bootylicious” opens with that sample of Stevie Nicks’ “Edge of Seventeen”? I’ve had it happen more than once that this song will come on, I will loudly announce to all present how much I love “Bootylicious,” and then it turns out to be Stevie Nicks and I feel like a huge douchebag. I expect it to happen several more times during my life.
Meet Katherine Chloé Cahoon, a young(ish?) Vanderbilt grad who has written a book called The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men. The book has turned into videos. Truly incredible videos.
Putting on makeup in break room at work.
Coworker sees me doing this; says, “I didn’t even know you wore makeup.”
Cannot figure out what this means; say nothing.
OH MY LORD.


